Thursday, January 22, 2009

Breaking news:Knife-wielding person sighted in newsroom


It was just another Wednesday. Now usually, I'm off on Wednesdays, but this one time I was working. I walked into the newsroom, ready for any challenge that came my way. But this was not what I was expecting.

Minutes after I got out of the elevator - I hadn't even taken off my coat yet - I spotted a glint. It was an unmistakable glint - the lights were reflecting off the blade of a knife.

The blade was gleaming as the person who wielded it brandished it about, gesturing wildly. It was an almost brand new knife with a sharp edge. And I screamed.

Only, I screamed in delight for the knife-wielding person was none other than Kathy McLaughlin. And she came bearing gifts!

Kathy bought in a very delicious bundt cake for the folks hard at work. I managed to grab a couple of slices and I can assure you every morsel was super.

Learn something from this, folks: Keep the cakes coming. We'll be happy to provide the knife!

1 comment:

  1. oh holy geezus. I thought it had actually, finally happened, the crazy person in the newsroom. Stop scaring me!!!

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